1. Which “Social Taboo” is your most frequent offense?
- Double-dipping a chip when no one is looking.
- Wearing socks with sandals (and genuinely liking it).
- Putting pineapple on pizza (the ultimate debate).
- Cluttering your browser with 50+ open tabs at once.
2. Would you rather have a personal robot that ONLY…
- Does your laundry but occasionally hides one sock from every pair.
- Cleans your room but reorganizes everything so you can’t find it.
- Narrates your life in a dramatic Morgan Freeman voice.
- Cooks for you, but only makes “breakfast for dinner” every night.
3. What is your 2026 “Energy Label”?
- Chaos Culture:Â You live for the plot and embrace the mess.
- Soft/Cozy Living:Â You just want a blanket, a candle, and zero notifications.
- Delulu:Â You are fully committed to your wildest dreams, no matter how unrealistic.
- Unbothered: You’ve mastered the art of saying “no” to things that don’t serve you.
4. You are stuck in a broken elevator. Who would you rather be stuck with?
- A mime who won’t stop performing for you.
- An overly enthusiastic salesperson trying to pitch you insurance.
- A stranger who has a very loud, high-pitched laugh.
- Your middle school self for a deep, uncomfortable chat.
5. What is your “Useless Talent” wish?
- Being able to perfectly predict when the microwave will hit “0:01.”
- Knowing exactly which cereal box has the best prize inside.
- The ability to turn invisible for exactly 0.5 seconds every hour.
- Never getting a “brain freeze” when eating ice cream.
