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Jokin’ Around – 12/4/19

Adrianna Popovich, Fall Author

December 4, 2019

What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?   “Wrap” music!

Jokin’ Around

Jack Brenner, Fall Editor

December 3, 2019

How much money does a pirate have to pay for corn?   A buccaneer

Clowning with corbett #1

Michael Corbett, Fall editor

December 3, 2019

Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus!

Jokin’ Around

Jack Brenner, Fall Editor

December 3, 2019

What do you call a banana that has to leave?   A Banana Split

Jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Fall editor

December 3, 2019

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!

Jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Fall editor

December 3, 2019

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Jokin’ Around- 12/2/19

Candace Pinto, Fall Author

December 2, 2019

What do you give a lemon when it's sick?                         Answer: Lemon Aid

Want some puns? I’ve got a skele-ton

Gabriella Lugo, Fall Editor

November 1, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm?                   Nothing gets under their skin!      

Want some puns? I’ve got a skele-ton

Gabriella Lugo, Fall Editor

November 1, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?               Trombone   

Want some puns? I have a skele-ton

Gabriella Lugo, Fall Editor

November 1, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?                 Spare ribs   

Jokes to read when your lonely

Tyler Weber, Spring Author

June 12, 2019

Not to brag but I already have a date for Valentines Day. February 14

Jokin’ around

Tyler Weber, Spring Author

June 12, 2019

My email Password has been hacked, that's  the third time I had to rename my cat.

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