• April 3Girls trying out for volleyball tryouts are Tuesday, April 9 at Fords Middle School

  • April 3Girls trying out for the volleyball team this year papers are due this Friday April 5

  • March 28Boys needed for the boys volleyball team!!! See Mr.Murphy for more details.

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Jokin’ Around

Megan Shala, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

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What did one elevator say to the other elevator? “I think I’m coming down with something!”

Jokin’ Around

Megan Shala, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house!   Knock Knock! Who’s there? THE CHICKEN!...

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Andrew Jones, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

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The Lord said to John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Andrew Jones, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

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What is red and bad for your health?   A brick.

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April 18, 2019

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What is the name of Buzz Feed's sound guy?   Mike

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Josh Ruck, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

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Q: What did the red light say to the green light? A: Don’t look, I’m changing.

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Josh Ruck, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

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Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance? A: The meatball.

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Josh Ruck, Spring Editor

April 12, 2019

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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? ツ...

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Josh Ruck, Spring Editor

April 12, 2019

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field....ツ

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Josh Ruck, Spring Editor

April 12, 2019

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What sound does a sleeping T-rex make? A dino-snore...ツ  

What am I?

Jennah Johnson, Spring Author

April 5, 2019

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I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not, two good arms but reach not, a seat but sit and tarry not. What am I? Answer: An Armchair. ...

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Deisy Rojas, Spring Author

April 5, 2019

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Question:What room do ghosts avoid? Answer: The living room.

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