• April 16Parcc testing for the 7th graders will start on April 23, 2018.

  • April 16The School Spelling Bee will be at the Woodbridge HIgh school on May 10, 2018

  • April 16Evening with young poets will be going on at 7 pm on April 23, 2018.

The Warrior Messenger

Dad Jokes #9

Tracey Freier, Spring editor

May 18, 2018

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? IrELEPHANT   By: reddit.com

Dad Jokes #8

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

May 18, 2018

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Why did the crab never share?     Because he was shellfish!   By: Buzzfeed

Dad Jokes #7

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 19, 2017

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What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na

Dad Jokes #6

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 11, 2017

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Dad Jokes #5

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 7, 2017

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A man who is frightened of all animals, hates one of his family members. It’s either his 2nd cousin, mother, aunt, uncle, 3rd cousin, or nephew. Who does he hate?                       His...

Dad Jokes #4

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 1, 2017

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A man who is frightened of all animals, hates one of his family members. It’s either his 2nd cousin, mother, aunt, uncle, 3rd cousin, or nephew. Who does he hate?                             His...

Dad Jokes #3

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 27, 2017

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What did one cat say to the other cat? “You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow!”

Dad Jokes #2

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 21, 2017

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty     Taken From: BuzzFeed

Dad Jokes #1

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 13, 2017

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“Do you want to hear a funny yolk? It’s eggcellent! It’ll make you crack up!”

Punny Joke #6

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

June 5, 2017

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      Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.

Punny Joke #5

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

June 1, 2017

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How did I escape Iraq? Iran.    

Punny Joke #4

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

May 22, 2017

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What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go

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