The Warrior Messenger

Jokin’ Around! *Mother’s Day Edition*

Megan Shala, Spring Author

May 7, 2020

Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard.

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Dwayne Mendonca, Fall Editor

January 30, 2020

Q:Why was the cow afraid?         A:He was a cow-herd.

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Jack Brenner, Fall Editor

January 30, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!  

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Dwayne Mendonca, Fall Editor

January 30, 2020

Q: What do you call a bagel that can fly?     A: A plain bagel!

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Andrew Jones, Fall Editor

January 30, 2020

What’s a grammar nerd’s favorite political theory? Comma-unism!

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Dwayne Mendonca, Fall Editor

January 30, 2020

Q:What’s the slipperiest country?       A: Greece!

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Candace Pinto, Fall Author

January 29, 2020

What do you call an alligator detective Answer: An investi-gator.

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Josh Ruck, Fall Editor

January 28, 2020

I told my mom I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

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Andrew Jones, Fall Editor

January 28, 2020

What do sprinters eat before a race?   Nothing, they fast!

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Andrew Jones, Fall Editor

January 27, 2020

My mom burned 4,000 calories yesterday. She left the cake in the oven too long.

“Mind Your Own Buisness”

Lila Ulmer, Fall Author

January 27, 2020

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Yo...

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Andrew Jones, Fall Editor

January 24, 2020

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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