Josh RUck, Fall Editor
January 17, 2020
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Brianna L., Fall Author
January 16, 2020
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
Ezra Snyder, Spring author
January 15, 2020
Friend: is helping me with some work.
Me: holds up a Nice brand water bottle it was really nice of you to help me out.
Friend: what the heck are you doing?
Me: water you talking about?
Friend: screams.
Me: its ...
January 14, 2020
Brianna L., Fall Author
January 14, 2020
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Candace Pinto, Fall Author
January 14, 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
Answer: It was two tired
Sarah Rasimowicz, Fall Editor
January 3, 2020
What does a clock do when it finishes its food?
It goes back for seconds!
Brianna L., Fall Author
January 2, 2020
Joke- Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Answer- She always runs from the ball
Ashley Gomez, Fall Author
December 6, 2019
What’s bigger when it’s upside down?
-The number 6
Adrianna Popovich, Fall Author
December 4, 2019
What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?
“Wrap” music!
Jack Brenner, Fall Editor
December 3, 2019
How much money does a pirate have to pay for corn?
A buccaneer
Michael Corbett, Fall editor
December 3, 2019
Whats the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know but the flag is a big plus!
