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Jokin’ Around

Josh RUck, Fall Editor

January 17, 2020

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Jokin’ Around 1/16/20

Brianna L., Fall Author

January 16, 2020

What's the best thing about Switzerland?   I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Puns!

Ezra Snyder, Spring author

January 15, 2020

Friend: is helping me with some work. Me: holds up a Nice brand water bottle it was really nice of you to help me out. Friend: what the heck are you doing? Me: water you talking about? Friend: screams. Me: its ...

Joke Of The Day 1/14/20

Joke Of The Day 1/14/20

January 14, 2020

Jokin’ Around 1/14/20

Brianna L., Fall Author

January 14, 2020

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?         Because every play has a cast.

Jokin’ Around 1/14/2020

Candace Pinto, Fall Author

January 14, 2020

Why did the bike fall over?       Answer: It was two tired

Dad Joke!

Sarah Rasimowicz, Fall Editor

January 3, 2020

What does a clock do when it finishes its food? It goes back for seconds!

Jokin’ Around 1/2/20

Brianna L., Fall Author

January 2, 2020

Joke- Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?       Answer- She always runs from the ball

Jokin’ Around

Ashley Gomez, Fall Author

December 6, 2019

What’s bigger when it’s upside down?                 -The number 6

Jokin’ Around – 12/4/19

Adrianna Popovich, Fall Author

December 4, 2019

What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?   “Wrap” music!

Jokin’ Around

Jack Brenner, Fall Editor

December 3, 2019

How much money does a pirate have to pay for corn?   A buccaneer

Clowning with corbett #1

Michael Corbett, Fall editor

December 3, 2019

Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus!

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