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Peter’s joke bag

Peter Butta, Fall editor

January 29, 2019

Filed under Jokin' Around

What do you call a cat that plays the bongos?  A bongo cat. What do you say when you see a turkey on thanksgiving?  Dinner. What did one mad cow say to his family?  Don’t utter to talk to me. What holiday do chickens...

Dad Joke#11

Peter Butta, Fall Editor

November 12, 2018

Filed under Jokin' Around, Uncategorized

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Dad Jokes #10

Peter Butta, Fall Editor

October 26, 2018

Filed under Jokin' Around, Uncategorized

What do you call an armadillo with no armor? You call it a dillo. By: Peter Butta

Dad Jokes #9

Tracey Freier, Spring editor

May 18, 2018

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? IrELEPHANT   By: reddit.com

Dad Jokes #8

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

May 18, 2018

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Why did the crab never share?     Because he was shellfish!   By: Buzzfeed

Dad Jokes #7

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 19, 2017

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What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na

Dad Jokes #6

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 11, 2017

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Dad Jokes #5

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 7, 2017

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A man who is frightened of all animals, hates one of his family members. It’s either his 2nd cousin, mother, aunt, uncle, 3rd cousin, or nephew. Who does he hate?                       His...

Dad Jokes #4

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 1, 2017

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A man who is frightened of all animals, hates one of his family members. It’s either his 2nd cousin, mother, aunt, uncle, 3rd cousin, or nephew. Who does he hate?                             His...

Dad Jokes #3

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 27, 2017

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What did one cat say to the other cat? “You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow!”

Dad Jokes #2

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 21, 2017

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty     Taken From: BuzzFeed

Dad Jokes #1

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 13, 2017

Filed under Jokin' Around

“Do you want to hear a funny yolk? It’s eggcellent! It’ll make you crack up!”

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