• April 3Girls trying out for volleyball tryouts are Tuesday, April 9 at Fords Middle School

  • April 3Girls trying out for the volleyball team this year papers are due this Friday April 5

  • March 28Boys needed for the boys volleyball team!!! See Mr.Murphy for more details.

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These jokes will make you cackle!

Megan Shala, Spring Author

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What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?


A Penny.


6.David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?




7.You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?


What stairs? You live in a one story house.


8.What can point in every direction, but can’t reach the destination by itself?


Your finger.


9.They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?



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These jokes will make you cackle!