• April 3Girls trying out for volleyball tryouts are Tuesday, April 9 at Fords Middle School

  • April 3Girls trying out for the volleyball team this year papers are due this Friday April 5

  • March 28Boys needed for the boys volleyball team!!! See Mr.Murphy for more details.

The Warrior Messenger

These jokes will make you cackle!

Megan Shala, Spring Author

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What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer:

A Penny.

 

6.David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?

Answer:

David.

 

7.You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?

Answer:

What stairs? You live in a one story house.

 

8.What can point in every direction, but can’t reach the destination by itself?

Answer:

Your finger.

 

9.They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

Answer:

Gloves

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