• April 3Girls trying out for volleyball tryouts are Tuesday, April 9 at Fords Middle School

  • April 3Girls trying out for the volleyball team this year papers are due this Friday April 5

  • March 28Boys needed for the boys volleyball team!!! See Mr.Murphy for more details.

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Peter’s joke bag

Peter Butta, Fall editor

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What do you call a cat that plays the bongos?  A bongo cat.

What do you say when you see a turkey on thanksgiving?  Dinner.

What did one mad cow say to his family?  Don’t utter to talk to me.

What holiday do chickens celebrate?  Seedmas.

One duck said hey where did you get the soda from?  The other one says I got it from the quackelleven.

What part do birds like about going to see a movie?   The up coming  Squeakings.

What do you call a turtle race?          The Shell race.

What do you call a shark that likes candy?     A candy shark.

What happens when a dragon eats too many bananas?    It becomes a banana dragon.

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