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Jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Spring Author

May 28, 2019

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents!

jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Spring author

May 28, 2019

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors? - There are too many bugs.

Jokin’ Around

Josh ruck, Spring author

May 28, 2019

Robert Crinklethumbknut, international tongue-twister champion, made headlines when he got arrested. The rumor is, he’s getting a really tough sentence.

jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Spring author

May 28, 2019

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

Jokin’ Around

josh Ruck, Spring author

May 28, 2019

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

Jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Spring author

May 28, 2019

There’s a special type of people who are always in a hurry. The Rushians.

Jokes with Jennah

Jennah Johnson, Spring Author

May 21, 2019

How does the gingerbread man make his bed? Answer: With cookie sheets. ...

Clowning with Corbett #1

Michael Corbett, Spring Author

May 21, 2019

Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry i'm still working on it.

Jokes with Jennah

Jennah Johnson, Spring Author

May 21, 2019

Why was the broom late? Answer: It overswept. ...

Poet and You Didn’t Even Know It

Deisy Rojas, Spring Author

May 21, 2019

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Do The Monster Math

Deisy Rojas, Spring Author

May 21, 2019

Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math? A. No—unless you Count Dracula!

Have a laugh

Yiseth Nunez, Spring Author

May 16, 2019

Knock knock Whos there? Oink oink Oink oink who? Make up your mind are you a pig or an owl   Why didn’t the 11 year old enter the pirate movie? It was rated “ARR”

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Jokin’ Around