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The Warrior Messenger

Jokin’ Around

Alex Valentine, Spring Editor

June 10, 2019

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Jokin’ around

Alex Valentine, Spring Editor

June 9, 2019

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Jokin’ around!

Megan Shala, Spring Author

June 7, 2019

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Answer: Do these genes make me look fat?

Jokin’ around!

Megan Shala, Spring Author

June 7, 2019

What do you get from a pampered cow? Answer: Spoiled milk

Jokin’ Around with Mason

Mason Allgaier, Spring Author

June 6, 2019

Why was the broom late for school? He over-swept!

Jokin’ around with Mason

Mason Allgaier, Spring Author

June 6, 2019

Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snow bank!

Jokin’ around with Mason

Mason Allgaier, Spring Author

June 6, 2019

How does the man in the Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!  

Jokin’ Around with Mason Again

Mason Allgaier, Spring Author

June 6, 2019

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road? Because Chickens didn't exist yet!!

Jokin’ around with Mason… Again

Mason Allgaier, Spring Author

June 6, 2019

Did you hear about the little mountain? It's Hill-arious!

Joking around with Mason

Mason Allgaier, Spring Author

June 6, 2019

Whats a bananas Favorite Shoe? Slippers!

Dad Joke of the day!

Sarah Rasimowicz, Spring Author

May 30, 2019

If you google how to start a forest fire, what comes up? Ten thousand matches! 

Jokin’ Around

Matthew Vacirca, Spring Author

May 29, 2019

Q: What kind of music are balloons afraid of? A: Pop Music

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