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The Warrior Messenger

Dad Jokes #6

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 11, 2017

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Dad Jokes #5

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 7, 2017

A man who is frightened of all animals, hates one of his family members. It’s either his 2nd cousin, mother, aunt, uncle, 3rd cousin, or nephew. Who does he hate?                       His...

Dad Jokes #4

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 1, 2017

A man who is frightened of all animals, hates one of his family members. It’s either his 2nd cousin, mother, aunt, uncle, 3rd cousin, or nephew. Who does he hate?                             His...

Dad Jokes #3

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 27, 2017

What did one cat say to the other cat? “You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow!”

Dad Jokes #2

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 21, 2017

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty     Taken From: BuzzFeed

Dad Jokes #1

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

November 13, 2017

“Do you want to hear a funny yolk? It’s eggcellent! It’ll make you crack up!”

Punny Joke #6

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

June 5, 2017

      Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.

Punny Joke #5

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

June 1, 2017

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.    

Punny Joke #4

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

May 22, 2017

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go

Punny Joke #4

May 18, 2017

A man  just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.  

Punny Joke #3

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

May 16, 2017

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. ...

Punny Joke #2

Miloni Choksi, Spring Editor

May 12, 2017

  RIP boiled water... You will be mist  

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