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Jokin’ Around

Josh Ruck, Spring Editor

April 12, 2019

What sound does a sleeping T-rex make? A dino-snore...ツ  

What am I?

Jennah Johnson, Spring Author

April 5, 2019

I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not, two good arms but reach not, a seat but sit and tarry not. What am I? Answer: An Armchair. ...

Jokin’ Around

Deisy Rojas, Spring Author

April 5, 2019

Question:What room do ghosts avoid? Answer: The living room.

Jokin’ around

Michael Corbett, Spring Author

April 3, 2019

My dog used to chase people on a bike, it got so bad that I had to take away the bike. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jokes with Jennah

Jennah Johnson, Spring Author

April 3, 2019

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?           Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Dad Joke of The Week!

Sarah Rasimowicz, Spring Author

March 19, 2019

What do you call a fake noodle?         An Impasta  \_(^_^)_/

Peter’s joke bag

Peter Butta, Fall editor

January 29, 2019

What do you call a cat that plays the bongos?  A bongo cat. What do you say when you see a turkey on thanksgiving?  Dinner. What did one mad cow say to his family?  Don’t utter to talk to me. What holiday do chickens...

Dad Joke#11

Peter Butta, Fall Editor

November 12, 2018

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Dad Jokes #10

Peter Butta, Fall Editor

October 26, 2018

What do you call an armadillo with no armor? You call it a dillo. By: Peter Butta

Dad Jokes #9

Tracey Freier, Spring editor

May 18, 2018

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? IrELEPHANT   By: reddit.com

Dad Jokes #8

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

May 18, 2018

Why did the crab never share?     Because he was shellfish!   By: Buzzfeed

Dad Jokes #7

Lorena Gama, Fall Editor

December 19, 2017

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na

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