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The Warrior Messenger

These jokes will make you cackle!

Megan Shala, Spring Author

May 16, 2019

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Answer: A Penny.   6.David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? Answer: David.   7.You live in a one story house made entirely of redw...

Shipwreck

Deisy Rojas, Spring Author

May 3, 2019

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.

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Matthew Vacirca, Spring Author

April 29, 2019

Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? A. He Neverlands!

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Megan Shala, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? “I think I’m coming down with something!”

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Megan Shala, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house!   Knock Knock! Who’s there? THE CHICKEN!...

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Andrew Jones, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

The Lord said to John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Andrew Jones, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

What is red and bad for your health?   A brick.

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Ezra Snyder

April 18, 2019

What is the name of Buzz Feed's sound guy?   Mike

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Josh Ruck, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

Q: What did the red light say to the green light? A: Don’t look, I’m changing.

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Josh Ruck, Spring Author

April 18, 2019

Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance? A: The meatball.

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Josh Ruck, Spring Editor

April 12, 2019

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? ツ...

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Josh Ruck, Spring Editor

April 12, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field....ツ

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